Food for thought

You got nutmeg and chips slices and dips

The way walker saved the penalty was absolutely crisp

You got the prawn sandwich brigade and your onion bags

And you half time meat pie eaten by the local chavs

Beer bottles that miss and bananas get thrown

And just for good measure the odd toilet roll

You got pasta and porridge the half time orange

Energy drinks by the litre and slices of thrown pizza

And they told me football was getting fat!

But recently football has acquired a bad taste

With recent references to colour and race

Some people in football need to learn to keep quite

If they want to lose pounds try the Atkinson diet!

Elljay

2005